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Tea Bagger
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posted 12-03-2007 07:40 AM     Profile for Tea Bagger   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I went to dinner to a Mediterranean restaurant with 13 other people this weekend. This is one of those places where you take off your shoes and eat family-style sitting on the floor. Don't ask me what the hell we were eating, but some of the stuff was very interesting. Well, one of the guys in the group wasn't really happy about being there- he's a beer-drinking meat-n-potatoes kinda fella. So, he takes a stab at this meat looking stuff and says to his girlfriend "Gawdamn, Catherine, this shit smells just like your vagina!". For a moment everyone got quiet. She quietly left the table and he continued eating. Nobody mentioned it the rest of the evening. She did come back after about 15 minutes, and acted as if nothing ever happened. When I went to take a slice of the meat my wife pinched my leg and gave me one of those looks. I guess she felt I would be cheating on her if I smelled another woman's vagina. Is that crazy, or what?
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Cacophonous
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posted 12-03-2007 09:21 AM     Profile for Cacophonous   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
It's crazy you had to sit on the floor.

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AcidWarp
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posted 12-03-2007 12:00 PM     Profile for AcidWarp   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
No. . .no. . . I'm going to leave this one alone.

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RoGuEBiTcH
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posted 12-04-2007 11:44 AM     Profile for RoGuEBiTcH   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Odd.. that's all I have to say.

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GFKiller
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posted 12-04-2007 12:46 PM     Profile for GFKiller   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I love you TB.
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J0SH
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posted 12-04-2007 01:53 PM     Profile for J0SH   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
There's something fishy about this TeaBagger Guy. Are you Cyborg6?

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GFKiller
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posted 12-04-2007 02:56 PM     Profile for GFKiller   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Nope.
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Tea Bagger
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posted 12-05-2007 01:15 PM     Profile for Tea Bagger   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Pay attention, Josh!
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J0SH
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posted 12-06-2007 07:39 AM     Profile for J0SH   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Hi Zeramid!

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posted 12-06-2007 03:41 PM     Profile for fury   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
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