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Mad Max
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posted 09-09-2006 07:09 PM
I've read online about people who get fraudulent SPAM and then turn the tables on the SPAMMER. I got a mail today to my hotmail account whicj I don't use much. I decided to reply. Top is the original mail followed by my reply. I hope I didn't arouse suspicion. >From: sirbobbybruce@aim.com >To: undisclosed-recipients:; >Subject: ONLINE WINNING NOTIFICATION DESK (#1095) >Date: Sat, 09 Sep 2006 12:14:13 -0400 > > > > >The National Lottery >P O Box 1290 >London, L70 1NL >UNITED KINGDOM >Ref: UK/9420X2/70 >Batch: 074/05/ZY345 > >Dear Winner, > >We are pleased to notify you the draw (#1095) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, Online Sweepstakes International Lottery Program held on Wednesday 6th of September 2006. Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from a pool of over 25,000 names of distinguished professionals drawn from Europe, America, Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Middle-East, parts of Africa, and North & South America as part of our international promotions programme conducted twice in a week to encourage prospective overseas entries. The internet emailing diea was used, since most people do are not able to purchase tickets and play outside the UK. We hope with part of your prize awards, you will take part in our subsequent lottery jackpots. > >The result of our computer draw (#1095) selected your name and email address attached to e-ticket number: 56475612545 187 with Serial number 5368/03 drew the lucky numbers: >(Bonus Ball 31) which subsequently won you the lottery in the 1st category i.e. Match 5 plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £213,751.00 (Two Hundred And Thirteen Thousand, Seven Hundred And Fifty One Great Britain Pounds) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/07.This is from a total cash prize of £855,004.00 (Eight Hundred And Fifty Five Thousand And Four Great Britain Pounds) shared amongst 4 lucky winners in this category i.e. Match 5 plus bonus. > >Your prize award has been insured in your email and is ready for claims. To begin your claims, you are advised to expeditiously contact our licensed and accredited claim agent for Overseas Lottery Winners for the processing of your winning and remittance to your designated bank account after all statutory obligations have been satisfactorily dispensed with. > >This promotion takes place weekly. Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your £213,751.00 (Two Hundred And Thirteen Thousand, Seven Hundred And Fifty One Great Britain Pounds) will be released to you by our fiduciary agent in UK.Please be informed that claims not processed within the stipulated period may be forfeited to the pool without further notice. > >Below you will find a Documentation Form, requesting your required particulars. > > UK NATIONAL LOTTERY DOCUMENTATION FORM >FULL NAMES:...................................... >ADDRESS:.......................................... >CITY:............................................. >STATE:..........................ZIP: ...................... >COUNTRY:........................ >SEX:....................... >AGE:....................... >MARITAL STATUS:.......................... >OCCUPATION:........................... >COMPANY:.............................. >TELEPHONE NUMBER:.................................. >FAX NUMBER:....................................... >E-MAIL ADDRESS:.................................. >TICKET NUMBER:................................... >SERIAL NUMBER:................................... >AMOUNT WON:.......................................... >NATIONALITY:.......................................... >PASSPORT NUMBER:.......................... >NEXT OF KIN NAME:............................... > >You are required to fill and submit the above particulars to Mr. Eugene Brown(Overseas Claims/United Kingdom Payment Officer) with the below email address. > > CLAIMS AGENT CONTACT. > >Overseas Claims/United Kingdom Payment Unit >Contact Person: Mr. Eugene Brown >Email: claimsagent_eugene@yahoo.co.uk > >Upon receipt of this informations, Our payment unit will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him. You may wish to establish contact via e-mail with the particulars presented below sending the batch and reference numbers and these informations below for quick verifications and release of funds between the hours of 8.00am - 17.30pm on Monday through Sunday. > >Our winners are assured of the utmost standards of confidentiality, and press anonymity until the end of proceedings, and beyond where they so desire. Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of confidentiality until the end of proceedings to circumvent problems associated with fraudulent claims. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Any lottery double claim dedected by our monitoring committee will lead to the Uk national lottery cacerning the winnings. making a loss for both the real winner, and the fake (intended) claimer. > >CONGRATULATIONS!!! > >At your disposal, I remain. >Very Truly Yours, > >Sir Bobby Bruce. >Lottery Co-ordinator. > > >________________________________________________________________________ >Check Out the new free AIM(R) Mail -- 2 GB of storage and industry-leading spam and email virus protection.
Good Afternoon, Bob (Is it OK if I call you Bob, Sir Bobby?) I have a couple of concerns regarding the required information below; [1] MY JOB --I don't have a typical job really. I work independantly. Basically women pay me to fuck them. Is it OK if I lie about my job on the form? I could just say I'm a ballet dancer or something less revelaing than man whore. [2] PASSPORT -- My job requires me to travel a lot; women around the world know me and they crave my manhood. Although unlikely it is possible that I've fucked your wife. Has you wife ever come home from a "shopping" trip with a limp and a smile from ear to ear? Maybe a salty taste in her mouth and no idea where her panties are? You should check her pussy for stretch marks. If there are any then I've probably fucked her. As I said I try to be discrete so I use fake passports of which I have many. Should I just pick a passport at random and give you that number? Don't contact the government associated with that passport though or else I'll be fucked (remember, they're fake). [3] I don't have a telephone or fax, I do all my communication through this e-mail address (check your wife's address book, I'm sure you will find it there). I used to use a phone but I would be getting calls all the time like, "Antonio, honey, you gots to come over tonight. I'm jonesing for your fat cock in my ass, baby." That's quite an embarassing message to come over the answering machine when your busy blowing a nut over two hot chicks' faces. As you can imagine, when I am with a client it's all about them. They don't want to hear about some other bitches problems. I hope you understand, it's a professional standards thing. As I recall, I think it was your wife who kept on calling me. She couldn't get enough of my cock. Kept saying stuff about how her lover is inadequate, has a small cock and blows his load before his cock is out of his pants. I can help you with that, Robert, if it's still a problem. Many men deny it but you should really consider the fact that you could be gay. If so, drop me a line because I like to fuck guys too. Do you think you would like me to fuck you, Robbie? I have a deal where the first fuck is free. I know you will be back so I know I am not losing any money. Make sure you don't eat any corn for 5-7 days before we meet though, OK? Hey, Rob, just had an idea. Would it be OK if I just picked up my winnings the next time I'm fucking your wife? That would be so much easier and save on all this awkward paperwork. Just leave it on the dresser and the next time I've fucked your wife til she faints I'll just pick it up. Wouldn't it be funny to fuck her, take the money and then fuck you. I won't tell if you don't. Looking forward to hearing from you, Bob. Thanks, Antonio PS - I'm hard. E-mail me quick. Do you have a web cam? [ 09-09-2006: Message edited by: Mad Max ] -------------------- Miss you guys.
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AcidWarp
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posted 09-09-2006 10:10 PM
NICE!-------------------- “I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.” “Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.” --Dr. Stephen Hawking.
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Mad Max
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posted 09-10-2006 11:41 AM
No response, yet, but I am going to send a couple more. I'm probably on the guy's ignore list or something but it gives me an opportunity to practice for romance novels that I am writing. Hello again, Bobby.
Any idea on how long it will be before I can get my hands on that money you promised me, Rob? I was over at your house last night fucking your wife and I was disappointed not to see you. I was hoping we could maybe have a threesome. As it happens we did have a threesome because your sister popped over. Have you noticed how hot her mouth is? Such sweet lips and soft tongue. She sucks cock like you wouldn't believe. You know what I mean, real slow, deep strokes. I'm embarassed to say that I shot my load after only about 30minutes of her sucking me off. That could have been because your wife was around the back, she was giving me a rimjob. Don't you just love rimjobs, Rob? The feeling of a beautiful woman's hot tongue probing your asshole. Mmmmm. That's why I love my job. Did you know your wife digs other girls? She was reluctant at first but when I told her that the rest of the night would be free she agreed. She's a real natural. She ate your sister's pussy like she had been doing it for years. I recommend you try and get them hooked up, it's a show you won't forget. When you're fucking your sister try and not think that she is a blood relative cuz that will just kill your hardon. Get her to wear a ski mask (but make sure there is a mouth hole so that she can suck you off). Anyway, where is my money? I hope you're not one of these fraudulent assholes who is just trying to get my personal details so you can steal my money and / or identity. I feel we're so close and I would feel very betrayed if you did that to me. If you were fucking with me I would need to remove your wife's name of my client list and who would fuck her then? I have no problem telling her why she has to go back to squating down on your ugly prick. Kind Regards, Antonio PS - it might be useful to know that your sister does not swallow. I begged her to but she refused. All was not lost because she spat my cum into your wife's mouth and she was more than happy to chug it all. You have a lovely family. -------------------- Miss you guys.
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Mad Max
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posted 09-13-2006 04:06 PM
I wrote to the "official" claims rep and here's his response. I didn't screw with him, just sent him in some bogus details: Overseas Claims/United Kingdom Payment Unit. P O Box 1291 London, L70 1NL UNITED KINGDOM Email: claimsagent_eugene@yahoo.co.uk ATTN: Lucky Winner,(Antonio Soprano) Congratulations once again on behalf of the UK Lottery Board. We do believe that your winnings will be put into good use for community, educational and business development. On Behalf of the Screening Committee of the UK Lottery Board of Trustees, I wish to formally announce to you that you have successfully passed the Email Screening and Verification Form Matching Test conducted for all on line winners in your Category. Hence you are therefore cleared. All necessary documents that will facilitate the clearance of your cheque in your name has been processed. Your parcel contains the following documents has been deposited with the courier company: 1.WINNING CHEQUE VALUED THE SUM OF £213,751.00 2.WINNING CERTIFICATE FROM THE UK NATIONAL LOTTERY. 3.CLEAR SOURCE OF FUNDS CERTIFICATES(C.S.F.C.) 4.ANTI-TERRORISM CERTIFICATES(A.T.C) 5.CERTIFICATES OF ORIGIN OF FUNDS(C.O.F.) 6.LETTER OF AFFIDAVITS FROM THE BRITISH HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE, STATING THAT THE WINNING WAS RECEIVED LEGALLY FROM THE UNIVERSAL DONATION PROGRAM, AND DULLY SIGNED BY THE LEGAL ATTORNEY TO THE UK NATIONAL LOTTERY. 7.CERTIFICATE OF GUARANTEE. These documents has been securely sealed and packed for security reasons which makes it impossible for anyone to view it until its been delivered to you. Your parcel with identification number: {CPEL/OWN/9877} has been sent to our affiliate courier company (GLOBAL EXPRESS COURIER ) You are required to contact the courier officer of Global Express Courier Service GLOBAL EXPRESS COURIER (Contact Datails) Mr Barry Bridge, Email address: costumercare@global-expressonline.co.uk
NOTE: Services rendered by (GLOBAL EXPRESS COURIER ) are to be paid by you and not the lottery board. Have it in mind that your won prize cannot be deducted from, this is because your cheque cannot be cashed by anyone. This is in accordance with section 13(1)(n) of the national gambling act as adopted in 1993 and amended on 3RD July 1996 by the constitutional assembly. This is to protect winners and to avoid misappropriation of funds. Its is imperative that you add your identification number {CPEL/OWN/9877} as the subject of any correspondence with the courier company to ensure they respond in a timely manner. I will require a concise update on proceedings with the firm as soon as you are in contact with them. If you need any assistance whatsoever, please do not hesitate to let me know. Best Regards, Eugene Brown (Mr). -------------------- Miss you guys.
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