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Cacophonous
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posted 03-20-2006 08:02 PM     Profile for Cacophonous   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
A few weeks ago it rained over night and froze leaving ice everywhere. Normally I leave before Steph and would have salted our walk before she left for work. She left before me that day and on her way to the garage (which is less than 8' from the back door) she slipped falling backwards and hit the back of her head on the step to the house splitting it open.

I saw her right after it happened brushing dirt off her arm and asked what happened. She told me what she did and said she thought she was ok and planned on going to work until I pointed out the blood running down the back of her neck.

I took her to the emergency room where they put 7 staples in her head and gave her antibiotics to prevent infection. Her arm was pretty sore too. She took two days off work but seemed to be ok after the weekend passed.

I guess she is lucky that it was not worse.

They took the staples out a week later and said it healed well and she feels fine now.


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Cacophonous
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posted 03-20-2006 08:05 PM     Profile for Cacophonous   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
It's hard to believe but they used a red Swingline stapler.

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RoGuEBiTcH
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posted 03-20-2006 08:31 PM     Profile for RoGuEBiTcH   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I thought maybe you tried to murder her with your massive meat. Poisondong knows what I'm talkin about.

Buy the lady some spikes.

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Acid
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posted 03-21-2006 12:12 AM     Profile for Acid   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cacophonous:
It's hard to believe but they used a red Swingline stapler.

lol

looks brutal. glad she is ok. salt the walk next time, ass!


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dAm
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posted 03-21-2006 02:01 AM     Profile for dAm   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
ice sucks. Glad she's ok

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mynameisxanthan
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posted 03-21-2006 08:38 AM     Profile for mynameisxanthan   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
My god, it looks like her head has teeth. Glad she is ok Cac

Jay ~ I will poisondong your face tonight.

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AcidWarp
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posted 03-21-2006 10:01 AM     Profile for AcidWarp   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Wow, glad Steph is okay Cac.

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WillyTrombone
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posted 03-26-2006 03:00 PM     Profile for WillyTrombone   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
wow. could've been much worse. wtg.

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burble
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posted 03-26-2006 10:54 PM     Profile for burble   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
that's a sexy wound.
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GFKiller
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posted 03-27-2006 06:51 PM     Profile for GFKiller   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Nice gash!

Glad to hear she's OK though. Close call eh?


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RoGuEBiTcH
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posted 03-27-2006 07:39 PM     Profile for RoGuEBiTcH   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I bet Steph has a nice gash..

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