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Jonathan Harris
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posted 01-22-2006 12:27 PM     Profile for Jonathan Harris   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
where it belonged. I am a white haired handsome man with a good body (getting better) who can pick up a chick with a car and poppers and take her to my hotel room and do her butt good and not even feel any pain. neat. Her name was Ani of course and she was darn good at those confusing bar computer games.

She dropped another girl too, with red hair. So nice. She sure dug it. Nobody got off though - too much tribulation trauma too intoxicated and the bitch is read for filth. How many years has it been since I knew how to earn any money? more than ten I bet. Went through a whole box of rubbers can you believe that?


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AcidWarp
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posted 01-22-2006 02:49 PM     Profile for AcidWarp   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
That was. . . unexpected

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Jonathan Harris
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posted 01-22-2006 03:54 PM     Profile for Jonathan Harris   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Well this'll be all. I guess I'm doing something for myself later on... somewhere else. And here in this place I have so many more changes and complications to deal with. Who can predict the total price of expensive everyone else?

I've been out of alignment. I need the invisalign treatment. My face is off somehow... my jaw feels like it popped back incorrectly after that mugging in Seattle. My tooth was slightly chipped by that thief. I suppose the impact of my face into the cement tore my structure out of alignment... even my teeth have moved a little bit. What an amazing country full of work, I know.

Well the fact is: I'm quite the handsomest man in the world. I don't care about photographs and movies and magazines and such - I am the nicest looking guy. When the overall whole body thing is returned to it's natural and functional condition, and when the hair grows just a little bit longer - I'll get some pictures made.

The thing is... there's no one worth writing to or worth thinking about hanging out and posting on this lame board. I just like to type and then be instantly read. It's neat and modern you know.

Transvemus has changed. He's become an unusual poltergeist that moves around Cherokie like a perpetual spasm. Only notes. I got a good look at my stomach and I see what's in it: Star Jones. Huge lackingness, nothingness has been rammed through and all that must be burnt and disciplined. It's a strange, unusual money from niggers such as George Bush or Texas or whatever barks and shits and sticks its fingers out telling others what to do, just cuz.


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grumpy
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posted 01-22-2006 05:07 PM     Profile for grumpy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
seattle in the house!!
go seahawks!!!

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RoGuEBiTcH
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posted 01-23-2006 08:12 AM     Profile for RoGuEBiTcH   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I nearly understood both of those.

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

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Broch
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posted 01-23-2006 10:39 AM     Profile for Broch   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Sorry I could only offer my butt, but it's all a tranny has...

BTW, you 5" stud..


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