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posted 10-27-2005 03:28 PM     Profile for FS   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
The mission, should you choose to accept it, concerns securing possession of an item of some value, and delivery of said item over conventional channels to a certain North European country by early December. Compensation shall be by means of PayPal.

The description for the intended item can be read here: http://abctvstore.shopthescene.com/detail.php?p=3306

The target size would be a person somewhat shorter than myself (5ft 8in) of size 57D with a longish back. It would be advisable to enquire the item provider's recommendation for size.

I shall await here for any offers & will confirm mission and information at a later date should a proper agent become available.

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posted 10-27-2005 05:34 PM     Profile for Mad Max   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
57D!!!! How much does she bench press?

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posted 10-27-2005 07:51 PM     Profile for WillyTrombone   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
roast beef.

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posted 10-27-2005 08:42 PM     Profile for Headstone   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Damn Euro sizing. That amounts to a womens medium.

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posted 10-27-2005 09:34 PM     Profile for mynameisxanthan   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I have no idea whats happening in this thread
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posted 10-27-2005 09:58 PM     Profile for Cacophonous   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
His Majesty Sultan Qaboos bin Said has sent a cable of condolences to His Highness Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan, president of the United Arab Emirates, on the death of Sheikh Zayed bin Said bin Tahnoon bin Mohammed Al Nahyan. His Majesty expressed his sincere condolences to Sheikh Khalifa and to the bereaved family.

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posted 10-27-2005 11:31 PM     Profile for Flux   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I will do it for eleventybillion dollars.

Sorry fess, I have no idea what 57D translates into. If that was chest size, I'd deliver this shirt personally

laced with chloroform.

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posted 10-27-2005 11:44 PM     Profile for mynameisxanthan   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Flux:
If that was chest size, I'd deliver this shirt personally

laced with chloroform.


Giggity!


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posted 10-28-2005 01:00 AM     Profile for Devastator   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
hell it only comes in three sizes guys. Medium, Large, and Extra Large

What size do you want Fess?

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posted 10-28-2005 12:55 PM     Profile for FS   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Ah, excuse me, the size is 75D, not 57D. My bad.

As far as I know, D is cup size while 75 is chest size in cm. That would be 29.5 in inches. I read that for 30 inches, you want to add 4, which would make it 34D in US measurements. Unless I'm totally off my rocker.

Devvy, if the page didn't have the snug fit warning, I'd probably go with Medium. But given the cup size and long back and snug fit, Large would probably be best bet. But it's kinda hard to tell, specially since it's not MY chest we're talking about :P

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posted 10-28-2005 01:02 PM     Profile for Mad Max   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
If you provided a picture, actually multiple pictures from various angles would be better, then it would be easier to determine the correct size. Nothing wrong with cramming a big chest in a tiny t-shirt.

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posted 10-28-2005 01:22 PM     Profile for Broch   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
How a 3d model and a VR hook up? with some wav samples of her breathing?


giggity giggity hoooo right.


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posted 10-28-2005 01:37 PM     Profile for FS   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Nothing unexpected on this board so far...

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posted 10-28-2005 06:19 PM     Profile for Mad Max   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
In all seriousness, I could help out in the aforementioned transaction. I'll tell you where to send the pictures later.

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posted 10-28-2005 07:38 PM     Profile for Flux   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
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Nothing unexpected on this board so far...

Lowered expectations help in tolerating this place. Sadly, I'm being serious.

I'd help but right now I'm on a budget.

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posted 10-28-2005 09:21 PM     Profile for FS   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Sheesh Fruxy, I'm paying for this, right? My credit card just got canceled, because they think my card number got into the wrong hands (right after my NY visit, hmm), but I'm getting a new card within a week from monday. So yeah.

And no pics coming :P

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posted 10-28-2005 09:30 PM     Profile for WillyTrombone   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by FS:
Ah, excuse me, the size is 75D, not 57D. My bad.

As far as I know, D is cup size while 75 is chest size in cm. That would be 29.5 in inches. I read that for 30 inches, you want to add 4, which would make it 34D in US measurements. Unless I'm totally off my rocker.


womens' chest measurements go just below the breasts. So if that added 4 inches is for the D cups, it might be too big (and for a chick that skinny with breast that large, a slightly snug shirt is a good thing)

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posted 10-29-2005 12:04 AM     Profile for Headstone   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
You got that right willy

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posted 10-30-2005 02:11 AM     Profile for AcidWarp   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Shit Fess. . . I need to have friends like that.

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posted 10-30-2005 05:55 AM     Profile for FS   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Hell, let's go with Large. I can't hurt for it to be a LITTLE too big, and if L is too small she can just stretch it to fit :P

So who's gonna get me one?

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posted 10-30-2005 11:34 AM     Profile for Cacophonous   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by WillyTrombone:
womens' chest measurements go just below the breasts. So if that added 4 inches is for the D cups, it might be too big (and for a chick that skinny with breast that large, a slightly snug shirt is a good thing)


Actually you are half-right. They measure under the breasts then add 5" to arrive at the bra size.

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posted 11-04-2005 08:22 PM     Profile for Mad Max   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
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...then add 5"...


that's the process I use before I boast to my friends about my 7" cock.

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