[11:10] DocBrownx: i had a dream there was a Jetsons nintendo game, and this one level had badass music
[11:10] DocBrownx: that's what i get for listening to Megaman NSFs before bedtime
[11:10] enjoytheentropy: hehe
[11:11] DocBrownx: then we were recording a TV show on a richshaw stage in my basement, and then i was in some rotten place with the characters from Futurama. after that, it just got weird
[11:12] enjoytheentropy: You should stop taking drugs
[11:13] DocBrownx: but
[11:13] DocBrownx: they're fun
[11:13] DocBrownx: come on, seriously, you don't have dreams like that? what are your dreams like? just chillin with juliana in your livingroom?
[11:14] enjoytheentropy: I had a dream I got a haircut last night
[11:14] DocBrownx: "i had a dream that... well... we did nothing, really."
[11:14] enjoytheentropy: THAT WAS IT
[11:14] DocBrownx: really?
[11:14] enjoytheentropy: JUST A HAIRCUT
[11:14] DocBrownx: WAS THE BARBER ACTUALLY JIMMY BUFFET? WERE YOU GETTING IT CUT ON A ROLLER COASTER AT DISNEY LAND?
[11:14] DocBrownx: WORK WITH ME
[11:15] enjoytheentropy: I WAS JUST LIKE HEY I HAVE A HAIRCUT...THATS KIND OF COOL
[11:15] enjoytheentropy: THE END
[11:15] DocBrownx: really?
[11:15] enjoytheentropy: yase
[11:15] DocBrownx: it wasn't a mohawk?
[11:15] DocBrownx: just a normal haircut?
[11:15] enjoytheentropy: just a regular haircut
[11:15] DocBrownx: who on earth dreams of normal crap like that?
[11:15] enjoytheentropy: this guy right here
[11:16] DocBrownx: which guy?
[11:16] enjoytheentropy: THIS GUY
[11:16] DocBrownx: OK

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A chat with gay rokz.

[23:30] enjoytheentropy: if my parents named me ginobli
[23:30] enjoytheentropy: i would bve sad
[23:31] WastedFate22: i would probably kill myself
[23:32] enjoytheentropy: manu is the new jordan
[23:33] WastedFate22: manu is gay

ExamGuy: So, how is this evening treating you, Ms. Gal422?
PurpleGal422: pretty good...and you?
ExamGuy: I am well... thank you for asking
PurpleGal422: you're welcome. I see you are from California. is it warm there?
ExamGuy: It's wonderful... and North Dakota??
PurpleGal422: quite cold. about 10 degrees right now. at least it's above zero. a few weeks ago wee had windchills of 80 below 0
ExamGuy: So I imagine the lack of heat has some interesting effects on a person
ExamGuy: What do you do to generate heat to replenish such losses
ExamGuy: ?
PurpleGal422: well...that depends on who I'm with...
ExamGuy: well... let us devise an interesting scenario... If I were to be present and you were also unimaginably attracted to me... what might these methods include??
PurpleGal422: sex...sex....more sex...
ExamGuy: *grin*
ExamGuy: any unusual variations?
PurpleGal422: I like variety and you?
ExamGuy: Variety is nice... but I have a few activities that I embrace readily
PurpleGal422: and those would be?
ExamGuy: well
ExamGuy: thinking
PurpleGal422: okay...
PurpleGal422: thinking about what?
ExamGuy: have you ever experimented with the practice of temporarily restricting the flow of oxygen to the brain seconds before and during a climax???
PurpleGal422: no I haven't describe it to me.
ExamGuy: well, it's a euphoric sense of light headedness with convulsive muscle contractions that augment and conflict with the sensations of an ordinary orgasm... with the feeling of life leaving one's mind and wild sub-conscious images flooding your visual sense... the warm feeling of my hands around your throat will calm and alarm you
PurpleGal422: sounds different...I'm more into oral sex.
ExamGuy: is that like phone sex?
PurpleGal422: a little more personal...
ExamGuy: so are you boasting your ability to do so?
PurpleGal422: I never boast.....
ExamGuy: what do you indulge in its absence?
PurpleGal422: cybersex...
PurpleGal422: and you?
ExamGuy: interesting.... explain your approach to wrapping your lips around my pulsing wiener..
PurpleGal422: well...first I would kiss the very tip....
ExamGuy: *listening*
PurpleGal422: then I would start to lick ..getting you nice and wet...
ExamGuy: *listening*
PurpleGal422: then I would put you deep into my mouth and suck until you exploded...
ExamGuy: would you consume the spunk?
PurpleGal422: of course. now what would you do to me?
ExamGuy: I would begin by forcefully laying you down upon your back on your bed... spreading you legs apart at your knees, gradually sliding my hands along your silky inner thighs... toward your hungry okra
PurpleGal422: yes...tell me more
ExamGuy: then I would bite your thighs alternately as I worked my mouth inward...
ExamGuy: I'd begin to tease you by sweeping my nose and soft lips furtively over your georgia o'keefe
PurpleGal422: sounds great!
ExamGuy: next, with my fingertips, I'd skillfully part your outer lips and then...
PurpleGal422: then...
ExamGuy: breath a warm moist breath over that beautiful sweet kitten of yours
PurpleGal422: and...
ExamGuy: next, I'd moisturize the skin on your ass with a wonderful eucalyptus oil... teasing your anus with my fist...
PurpleGal422: mmmmmm
ExamGuy: the oil would soon provide not only a supple feel, but also an overwhelming burning sensation
PurpleGal422: and....
ExamGuy: this sensation would have you confused and disoriented to the entry of a smooth carrot into your bunghole
PurpleGal422: okay....what's next?
ExamGuy: by this time, I would be skillfully eating your peachfish like it's never been eaten before... teething your inner lips and playing on your joy buzzer with my experienced tongue
PurpleGal422: you are making me so hot...
ExamGuy: each time I sensed your orgasm, I would divert my attention and pinch your nipples excitedly, flattening them like griddle cakes
PurpleGal422: go on....
ExamGuy: after teasing you like this, I'd move up and straddle your chest, and say to you "Push your gorgeous tits together you schoolyard whore, so I can fuck them!"
PurpleGal422: I am so wet....
PurpleGal422: tell me more...
ExamGuy: *mmmmm*
ExamGuy: Then I'd turn you over onto your stomach, apply some more oil to your bunghole and proceed to insert a jumbo Slim Jim, all the time saying "take this pepperoni, you bitch!"
PurpleGal422: yes....
ExamGuy: I love putting things in your butthole
PurpleGal422: tell me more... I am so hot...
ExamGuy: next, I would reach over into the pocket of my jeans, pull out my wallet, (one of those cool 80's nylon Velcro models) and I'd spank you with it several times and then I'd work it into your ass
ExamGuy: *turning you over*
PurpleGal422: do it!
ExamGuy: *stroking myself*
PurpleGal422: I want you inside me...
ExamGuy: just about that time, I'd reach over to the night stand, grab a fried chicken leg and begin to eat it in front of you, not giving you any
PurpleGal422: okay.
ExamGuy: then I'd eat most of the chicken leg, and with my mouth full, toss the bone across the room and lean in and give you a very sensuous kiss
PurpleGal422: and....
ExamGuy: are you ready for me... do you want me inside you now??
ExamGuy: *rubbing expensive lotions on my fielder's bat*
PurpleGal422: oh yes...
ExamGuy: spread your legs and open for me... DO IT NOW!
PurpleGal422: it's ready!
ExamGuy: I'd take my resilient rod in my hand... and spank you with it
PurpleGal422: it feels so good....
ExamGuy: then with the force of your favorite international action heroes...
PurpleGal422: yes....
ExamGuy: and the sweat of Clubber Lang...
ExamGuy: (Played by Mr T in Rocky III)
PurpleGal422: more....
ExamGuy: uhh.... and the mystical powers of Disney's Aladdin...
PurpleGal422: faster...
ExamGuy: With one beautiful stroke, I'd ram my purple johnson deep into your tight wet aching love crate!!!!!
PurpleGal422: harder...
ExamGuy: I'd begin with long slow steady strokes, increasing my rhythm and speed until I'm doing you like a man that's spent his entire life in prison...
PurpleGal422: mmmmmmmm
ExamGuy: Will you put something in my ass?
PurpleGal422: keep stroking....cum for me... oh yes. whatever you want
ExamGuy: *reaching into the bucket of chicken for a wing*
ExamGuy: Here, put this into my ass... it's greasy enough... you'll not need a lubricant
ExamGuy: I can't cum until you insert a few more items into my colon
PurpleGal422: okay....does it feel good?
PurpleGal422: how about the carrot....
ExamGuy: ooh... this *is* extra crispy like the bucket says!!!
ExamGuy: I love that colonel guy!!!
ExamGuy: wait a minute... is that a brick of mozzarella cheese on your night stand???
PurpleGal422: are you close yet? I know I am...
ExamGuy: let's put the cheese in your ass
ExamGuy: I'm so close
ExamGuy: I'm gonna explode soon!
PurpleGal422: stroke it faster...
ExamGuy: *stroking it like crazed heroin addict*
PurpleGal422: i'm so wet...
ExamGuy: Say, is that an Native American moccasin lying on your carpet??
ExamGuy: *Reaching for the moccasin, and smearing it with chicken grease*
PurpleGal422: you're going to stick it in my ass aren't you?
ExamGuy: No, my feet are just cold.
PurpleGal422: I want you to cum inside me....
PurpleGal422: oh yes....
ExamGuy: *reaching into the nearby galvanized bucket...*
PurpleGal422: and...
ExamGuy: *pulling out a handful of llama feces (the expensive kind)*
PurpleGal422: llama feces??????
ExamGuy: Would you prefer some other kind of feces??
ExamGuy: There's an all night fecal market at the corner downstairs
PurpleGal422: personally... none at all...
ExamGuy: very well... *throwing it back into the bucket and missing, hitting the other moccasin*
ExamGuy: I'm about to geyser..... *stroking*
ExamGuy: *balls aching, knob swollen, ass tensing, face contorting*
PurpleGal422: make me cum...
ExamGuy: *tongue lolling, spit dripping, back sweating, eyes rolling*
ExamGuy: *ramming you like there's no Christmas*
PurpleGal422: oh yes. I'm about to cum....I am so hot...and so wet...
ExamGuy: I can't hold it any longer...
ExamGuy: ohhh..mmmmm....
PurpleGal422: ooohhhhhhh
ExamGuy: ahh ahh OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
ExamGuy: SHIT!
ExamGuy: FUCKKKKKKK!!!!GOD DAMN!!!! SHIT!!!!
PurpleGal422: make me cum....
ExamGuy: AHHHHHHHHHHH
ExamGuy: *like a fireman's hose, my cobra spurts uncontrollably, piercing your vagina like the lead from a 357 magnum*
PurpleGal422: yessssssss
ExamGuy: *falling back onto the bed deliriously spent*
PurpleGal422: it was so good....
ExamGuy: Say, I brought along some good weed... it's in my wallet.
ExamGuy: Have you seen my wallet?
PurpleGal422: try under the bed...
ExamGuy: *looking* nope... not there
PurpleGal422: mmmmmmm, maybe it's still in my ass
ExamGuy: OH!!!! I remember... *pulling my wallet out of your ass*
ExamGuy: thanks
ExamGuy: *checking contents*
PurpleGal422: anytime....
ExamGuy: I wish you well, Purplely Perplexed One. I appreciate the depth of your imagination almost as much as the depth of your rectum :-)
PurpleGal422: thanks for everything!
ExamGuy: Certainly... speaking of everything, If I've left anything up your ass, could you forward it to me?
PurpleGal422: sure....
ExamGuy: see you again?
PurpleGal422: you bet....
ExamGuy: dream well... farewell

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DocBrownX: and its all gonna be buttfucking JAVA
DocBrownX: nothing C# or .NET
DocBrownX: *sigh*
enjoytheentropy: haha buttfucking

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enjoytheentropy: I made muffins today
enjoytheentropy: my gf thinks im gay
DocBrownX: what kind of muffins?
enjoytheentropy: Blueberry and Strawberry
DocBrownX: if they're shaped like a phallus, then you're in trouble
enjoytheentropy: haha you sick bastard
enjoytheentropy: EAT MY 16 INCH MUFFIN
enjoytheentropy: SLOWLY

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DocBrownX: go see War of the Worlds
DocBrownX: unfortunately, our viewing was distrubed by one (or more) mentally handicapped dude
DocBrownX: we kept hearing "oooooooooh"s and "uuuuunnnngghhh"s
enjoytheentropy: was it tom cruise

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Originally posted by mynameisxanthan:
A chat with Flux

[11:10] DocBrownx: i had a dream there was a Jetsons nintendo game, and this one level had badass music
[11:10] DocBrownx: that's what i get for listening to Megaman NSFs before bedtime
[11:10] enjoytheentropy: hehe
[11:11] DocBrownx: then we were recording a TV show on a richshaw stage in my basement, and then i was in some rotten place with the characters from Futurama. after that, it just got weird
[11:12] enjoytheentropy: You should stop taking drugs
[11:13] DocBrownx: but
[11:13] DocBrownx: they're fun
[11:13] DocBrownx: come on, seriously, you don't have dreams like that? what are your dreams like? just chillin with juliana in your livingroom?
[11:14] enjoytheentropy: I had a dream I got a haircut last night
[11:14] DocBrownx: "i had a dream that... well... we did nothing, really."
[11:14] enjoytheentropy: THAT WAS IT
[11:14] DocBrownx: really?
[11:14] enjoytheentropy: JUST A HAIRCUT
[11:14] DocBrownx: WAS THE BARBER ACTUALLY JIMMY BUFFET? WERE YOU GETTING IT CUT ON A ROLLER COASTER AT DISNEY LAND?
[11:14] DocBrownx: WORK WITH ME
[11:15] enjoytheentropy: I WAS JUST LIKE HEY I HAVE A HAIRCUT...THATS KIND OF COOL
[11:15] enjoytheentropy: THE END
[11:15] DocBrownx: really?
[11:15] enjoytheentropy: yase
[11:15] DocBrownx: it wasn't a mohawk?
[11:15] DocBrownx: just a normal haircut?
[11:15] enjoytheentropy: just a regular haircut
[11:15] DocBrownx: who on earth dreams of normal crap like that?
[11:15] enjoytheentropy: this guy right here
[11:16] DocBrownx: which guy?
[11:16] enjoytheentropy: THIS GUY
[11:16] DocBrownx: OK

...

A chat with gay rokz.

[23:30] enjoytheentropy: if my parents named me ginobli
[23:30] enjoytheentropy: i would bve sad
[23:31] WastedFate22: i would probably kill myself
[23:32] enjoytheentropy: manu is the new jordan
[23:33] WastedFate22: manu is gay

lol post your funny chat logs lol ok guys lol. k.

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I'm a legend!

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- Steve -: quick q before bed
DocBrownX: no. too tired for sex
DocBrownX: i have a headache
DocBrownX: or whatever
- Steve -: lol
DocBrownX: (shoot)
- Steve -: string whatever = @"something";

What does the @ do?
DocBrownX: you don't have to escape shit
DocBrownX: like backslashes
DocBrownX: "C:\\WINDOWS\\SYSTEM32" == @"C:\Windows\System32"
- Steve -: K cool, that's what I thought. Thanks
DocBrownX: "\r\n" != @"\r\n"
- Steve -: note: I think I solved my db access problems.

[ 09-12-2005: Message edited by: Flux ]

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enjoytheentropy: hehe, it was pretty rad though, Ive never been to Columbus or much of Ohio. Just Cincy basically
DocBrownX: you need to come to Kent.
enjoytheentropy: Yeah I want to
DocBrownX: we're not the epitiome of the whole "Experience Ohio" deal, but we've got alcohol!
enjoytheentropy: I was waiting for my gf on OU campus at this little dinner thing and this girl sits down and starts talking to me and I tell her Im from WV and hes like "Oh, hows it feel to be somewhere civilized" I was like " ASDHAJSDHHDJZ!!" "Your shitty state is just like mine, for god sakes I can't swing my dick around with out hitting a fucking Dollar General you cunt. My shitty state is touching yours, So Im sure its rubbed off on you. A lot" Fucking Ohio people thing they live in the prissy-est state ever. Bastards. Not you, ok maybe you.
DocBrownX: i joke with you about it
DocBrownX: but i'm not serious
enjoytheentropy: But whats with Ohio people and that stuff? My gf gets it sometimes too, "LOL WV LOL" Its like, yeah dude well half of fucking Ohio is farm land and from what I've seen its just like my state.
DocBrownX: and if i ever meet people from there for the first time, i'm not gonna dog their state
enjoytheentropy: I wasn't offened at all I am just wondering, you OH people are funky
DocBrownX: well, there goes that friendship
DocBrownX: god fucking damnit
enjoytheentropy: BUCKEYES, WTF ARE BUCKEYES!?
enjoytheentropy: MORE LIKE, FUCKEYES AM I RITE?

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Talking about War of the Worlds with my friend Scott.

[10:42] enjoytheentropy: My biggest gripe is that the movie was really visually impressive but I didn't connect with any of the characters and I didn't care about them at all. It was pretty to look at but the movie didn't have any heart or substance. More like "Look at Tom Cruise look semi-tough while he runs around with his snotty kids for 2 hours"
[10:45] enjoytheentropy: Everytime that Tom Cruise would hear something scary he would look off into the distance with his patented Tom Cruise Tough Guy Face (Tm) and while he was doing it you could tell he was just thinking in his head 'tom cruise-tom cruise-tom cruise-tom cruise-tom cruise-tom cruise-tom cruise-"
[10:45] NewScottAtn4m: arrg
[10:45] NewScottAtn4m: Hahahahhaha
[10:46] NewScottAtn4m: I hope one of his friends ejected into his cockpit window a la Top Gun

Talking to my friend Mike

[15:32] yardsalemountain: There is this girl with some huge cleaveage diagonally across from me and I can't stop looking
[15:32] yardsalemountain: she is also very pretty
[15:33] enjoytheentropy: I bet you're creeping her out by staring a hole through her chest
[15:33] yardsalemountain: maybe
[15:33] yardsalemountain: perhaps she likes it
[15:33] yardsalemountain: se gusta

DocBrownX: she's hot. hook me up.
DocBrownX: now.
Dan13408: yeah i wish
Dan13408: she has a boyfriend somewhere
Dan13408: and shes attached
DocBrownX: kill him.
Dan13408: she is really cute though
DocBrownX: UNattach her.
Dan13408: heres what we need to do... first, ski masks and black sweatshirts...
DocBrownX: its ok, i heard he's a jerk anyways
DocBrownX: we?
Dan13408: he is a jerk
DocBrownX: you're doing this alone.
Dan13408: we, yes, then we can fight over her ;-)
DocBrownX: i'm your alibi, remember?
Dan13408: ohhh true
DocBrownX: goddamnit Dan, you never remember the plan
Dan13408: sorry!
DocBrownX: I swear to God I'm not going back to Rikers cuz you fucked up again...
DocBrownX: I did my dime
DocBrownX: you wouldn't fuck up so much if you watched Law & Order (or as I like to call it, What NOT To Do)
Dan13408: i like SVU

DocBrownX: the sex offenders one! good. you're staying on topic
Dan13408: lol yup
DocBrownX: (mariska hartigay is also hot)
DocBrownX: get her for me too
Dan13408: which ones she?
DocBrownX: the HOT one
DocBrownX: jesus
Dan13408: in svu?
DocBrownX:
Dan13408: jesus... not my type
Dan13408: too much penis, i think
DocBrownX: i heard he's TOO nice
DocBrownX: well, yeah
DocBrownX: the penis is kind of implied
Dan13408: i dont care what he turns water into
DocBrownX: although i heard he's a virgin. not sure tho
DocBrownX: he starred in a movie recently. the passion
DocBrownX: don't bother. the book's better
Dan13408: i hear hes a real miracle worker in the bedroom
DocBrownX: he decorating jobs are HEAVENLY
DocBrownX: but he's a virgin, so surely you aren't talking about his sex life
DocBrownX: anyway
DocBrownX: back to the bf killing
DocBrownX: this convo never happened
DocBrownX: the night of the murders, don't call me afterwards
Dan13408: of course
DocBrownX: call me about an hour before. then that's it.
DocBrownX: i don't care if you fuck up. dont' call.
DocBrownX: i can't help you. we used up all of my ammonia and lime last time
Dan13408: ill be "at your place" anyway
DocBrownX: and where is my goddamn shovel?
DocBrownX: i left it at your place
Dan13408: that shovel... uhh... forget about that one, you never had one
DocBrownX: ...what did you do?
DocBrownX: *stern*
Dan13408: well... i was practicing for this job
DocBrownX: I just told you about it!
DocBrownX: When did you have time to practice?!
Dan13408: they stil havent found the widow sanders
DocBrownX: bitch never got her dead husband's chicken right. that's why she's dead...
DocBrownX: last time she gives ME extra crispy
Dan13408: you showed her
DocBrownX: no
DocBrownX: YOU did
DocBrownX: although i was there to watch
Dan13408: and we were both with your inlaws?
DocBrownX: good boy
Dan13408: gocha
Dan13408: gotcha too
DocBrownX: don't forget our alibies. this shit can turn up 10 years from now
Dan13408: and with any luck ill be in south america
DocBrownX: ...if that's where i tell you to do the killing
Dan13408: i thought that was for retirement
DocBrownX: only after the Big Score
Dan13408: right
DocBrownX: speaking of which, how's the plan for that working out?
Dan13408: slow, tedious... but it will be good
DocBrownX: i hope so. don't make me regret letting you plan the Big Score
Dan13408: giggity giggity
DocBrownX: GASP
DocBrownX: THE SECRET PASSWORD
DocBrownX: Never EVER send the secret password via IM
DocBrownX: GODDAMNIT DAN!
Dan13408: that was it?!
Dan13408: i didnt use the signal!
DocBrownX: that's it. i'm going to prison...
DocBrownX: i know it. its just a matter of time
Dan13408: me too
Dan13408: cops are here im out
Dan13408: good night... and good luck
Dan13408: disk --> microwave now
*** "Dan13408" signed off at Fri Nov 11 23:59:53 2005.

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