of course we as American's ask question snaggles. Americans are not sheep. It's just that
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And check THIS out. I voted already and I voted Bush.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------That's not a choice....that's a lack of options
THAT WAS a choice.
I had a chioce between a douche and a turd sandwich and I voted turd sandwich. Your politics are exactly the same in that respect.
besides it's much more fun to disagree with you than otherwise. I would absolutely hate to see my name in one of those agree with snag quotes.
main point is that Moore's film isn't even good documentary. Hell it's not documentary at all. I watched it but only after I downloaded it off the p2p networks. I wouldn't give that lump of shit 5 cents. Bush has his issues but Kerry is worse in my opinion.
Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from
the Union (Refer to the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848).
We Texans love y'all, but we'll have to take action if Kerry wins president
over Bush. We'll miss you too.
Texas has given all those complainers plenty of time to get used to the
results. After seeing the whiners along the campaign route, the folks from
Texas are considering taking matters into our own hands.
Here is our solution:
#1: Let John Kerry become President of the United States. (all 49 states.)
#2: George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic Of Texas.
So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?
1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas. (we will control the space
industry)
2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States.
3. Defense Industry. (we have over 65% of it) The term "Don't mess with
Texas," will take on a whole new meaning.
4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for
the next 300 years. Yankee states? Sorry about that.
5. Natural Gas - Again we have all we need and it's too bad about those
northern states. John Kerry will "have a plan" to keep them warm....
6. Computer Industry - we currently lead the nation in producing computer
chips and communications: Small places like Texas Instruments, Dell
Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD,
Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Semiconductor, Delphi, Dallas Semiconductor,
Nortel, Alcatel Etc, Etc. The list goes on and on.
7. Health Centers - We have the largest research centers for Cancer research
the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world and other large
health planning centers.
8. We have enough colleges to keep us going: UT, Texas A&M, Texas Tech,
Rice, SMU, University of Houston, Baylor, UNT, TCU, Texas Women's
University. Ivy grows better in the South anyway.
9. We have a ready supply of workers. (just open the border when we need
some
more)
10. We have control of the paper industry, plastics, insurance, etc.
11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard and the
Texas Air National Guard. We don't have an army but since everybody down
here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an army in 24
hours if we need it. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call
Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over a couple Texas
Rangers.
12. We are totally self sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs and several types
of grain, fruit and vegetables and lets not forget seafood from the gulf.
And everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good.
This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic Of Texas in
good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have.
Now to the rest of the United States under President Kerry: Since you won't
have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Kerry will be
able to drive around in his 9 mile per gallon SUV. The rest of the United
States should walk or ride bikes.
You won't have any TV as the space center in Houston will cut off your
communications. You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes but since
Mr. Kerry has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas.
Signed,
The People of Texas
GOD bless TEXAS
Have a happy day
(I am a Texan btw)
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