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Topic: You ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?

Flux
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posted 09-29-2004 04:33 PM

damn. i feel good right now. talk about losing weight. whooo...

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rokz
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posted 09-29-2004 04:48 PM

I once took a crap, looked in the toilet, and NOTHING WAS THERE!

It's a mystery that I have yet to solve.

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Flux
Sarge
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posted 09-29-2004 04:49 PM

what a crappy thread.

surely this forum should not stand this kind of shit.

what potty mouths.

ok i'm done.

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smohq
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posted 09-29-2004 04:50 PM

You know when you pick up a can of soda or beer thinking that it's full but it's actually empty and your hand flies up? You shoulda seen me get off the toilet.

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Devastator
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posted 09-29-2004 04:52 PM

Yeah I took one that was HUGE!!! Big as my nutsack I tell ya.

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Zippy
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posted 09-29-2004 09:14 PM

ROFL

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doublefresh
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posted 09-29-2004 10:12 PM

I once took a crap that was almost 2.5" in diameter and 3 feet long.

Looked like a big brown snake in the bowl.

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Acid
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posted 09-29-2004 11:41 PM

And old people (SEE: DOUBLEFRESH) wonder why they get hemorroids (or however the hell it is spelled). Stop and take a shit once in a while.

[ 09-30-2004: Message edited by: Acid ]

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Devastator
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posted 09-29-2004 11:45 PM

got news for ya, everybody has them. Sometimes they become inflamed. For different reasons.

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AcidWarp
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posted 09-30-2004 01:59 AM

Dev. . . don't go giving things away to the boy. He has yet to know what prison is really like

I don't take shits, I lay thunder eggs.

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jondster
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posted 10-01-2004 08:07 AM

Jesus Christ, 2X ... you actually measuredit ?

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Babob@PLAY!
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posted 10-01-2004 08:39 AM

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"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
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Max
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posted 10-04-2004 10:36 AM

I have farts that make my pants fit better. I'm not a frequent guy but I was told that as long as the frequency doesn't alter then there's really nothing to worry about. It's funny how some people shit little pebbles like 3-4 times a day and other drop rocks every couple a days. I remember adding salad to my daily diet put a stop to that..........so I quit salads.

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FS
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posted 10-04-2004 12:43 PM

If you shit seldom it means that you're not eating very healthily... lack of fiber for one, and probably not too much salad/veggies either.

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Originally posted by FS:
Wow, I can't believe I'm agreeing with FS on this one

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