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Cyborg6
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Member # 1382
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posted 09-03-2004 03:15 PM
snag~ Learn to use the force, you are an angry lad, tickets will come to you. I know I have a horrible record.If you look at my record I haven't had a single ticket for 15 years or more. Why? My spirit is calm and positive. Don't get scared BUT the last two times I got pulled over I got inside the officers brains and made them like me. Then I sent them on their way. Want to know my trick? See *Getting past the storm troopers*
Posts: 2869 | From: | Registered: Dec 1999 | IP: Logged
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AcidWarp
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Member # 997
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posted 09-03-2004 09:57 PM
LOL, you're both wrong.It's making a paradoxal statement. For instance cop: "Have you had anything to drink tonight" me: "Not that I know of" cop: confused half-laugh "Ummm. . .okay, carry on then" -------------------- “I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.” “Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.” --Dr. Stephen Hawking.
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Flux
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Member # 3052
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posted 09-04-2004 01:58 PM
Quit driving like a retard and keep your shit up to date. Its not bad karma, you're just stupid.Its not that hard. Really. I've only gotten one ticket in the 5 and a half years I've been driving, and that was 4 years ago. Nothing personal, I just have no tolerance for people who complain that they get "victimized" and they're just "unlucky" when really you're just breaking rules that are easy to follow. --------------------
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