posted 04-14-2004 09:39 AM
Just when I was starting to enjoy the sunny weather and dressing for summer Mother Nature has to turn it all around. I woke up to a pile of snow, and I think it's my fault. I put the snow brushes in the trunk of the car on Sunday!!
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posted 04-14-2004 04:47 PM
It's been in the mid 30s here and raining every day of the week. I'd much rather have snow than this trash.
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posted 04-15-2004 01:06 AM
this snow is like a cockteasing whore. You know you aren't gonna get anything worthwhile out of it, yet it insists and dangling that proverbial carrot in front of your face. I will not be able to go sledding again this year so I wish Jack Frost would fuck right off.
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posted 04-16-2004 10:12 AM
We got even MORE snow last night. All you people with sunshine today please think of me and wish it my way. Thx
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posted 04-16-2004 10:34 AM
that's the first time i've seen a sexual snow comparison.
high 60's today, 70-something tomorrow. w00t!
That's my applesauce, eks! rrraaahh! *hits xanthan over the head with walker*
posted 04-16-2004 02:53 PM
cock teasing whore = street talk for a regular woman..........every last one of em...I can't trust something that bleeds for five entire days and doesn't die!
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posted 04-16-2004 03:58 PM
I'm just bored at work today is all. I really don't care if it's an oxymoron or not I found it funny to me. My wife has told me that my jokes don't make sense anyway but that's another issue. =)
I'm just about out of here though.
I think I'll pick-up some jumbo-shrimp for dinner tonight.