All parents will be obligated to spend at least 3 hours a day with their kids.

No more SUV's unless you live in the mountains, or can otherwise prove you need one to do your job.

Healthcare is now free.

marijuana is now legal.

just a few.. but what would you do?

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If you're referring to the gasoline used, then you should also include any other personal vehicle that gets less than 25 mpg, not just SUVs.

But yes, weed would be legal.

and i would hate to see what would happen if my honda accord got hit by a big suv.

i dont see a reason to own one unless you drive around on bad roads (no pot holes dont count) or having to carry large loads. you wanna take your kids to soccer practice.. get a van.

i am not saying that all SUV's are bad, or that all SUV drivers are complete idiots. but 90% are.. if your penis is too small i have a few emails i can forward you.

but this thread is about what YOU would do.

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Lawsuits will only occur in situations where common sense dictates that they are justified.

People will understand that sometimes shit just happens and it is not up to everyone else in the world to protect you from every possible harm all of the time.

People will realise that sometimes people screw up. An honest mistake is not enough justification for ruining someone's life.

In the cases where lawsuits are justified and necessary, there will be no such thing as punitive damages. Mental anguish my ass.

Oh, and free pizza for everyone on the first Tuesday of each month.

Pot should be legal governments would make a killing because they would obviously regulate it just like tobacco.

Political figure heads make minimum wage

Athletes would not be so god damned greedy, you definately see alot more heart in college sports then you ever do in professional.

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Oh, and free pizza for everyone on the first Tuesday of each month.

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I'll take a Hawaiian thnx

I am Nate-Than. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication.

Okay, as for what I would do. I pretty much would echo Hat.

Except I would outlaw ALL SUV's, save those used by armed services. This does not include pickup trucks. And I'd force car companies to invest in more energy efficient vehicles, cleaner emmision vehicles (hybrids, H₂ powered, etc). What's the good of legalizing weed if you can't take off your gasmask to toke?

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“I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.”

“Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.”

Tell people that they are responsible for their own actions. If you neglect your kids, it's no wonder they are violent. Don't sue the music and video game industries. If you eat fat food, you'll get fat!

Screw legalizing weed. It's not needed. It's trendy.

Lower the drinking age to 18. If you can die for your country, you can get drunk too.

Get rid of bleeding heart organizations that do nothing but hinder the performance of the people doing the real good.

TV would be free. We already watch enough commercials, we shouldn't have to pay to see them.

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TV would be free. We already watch enough commercials, we shouldn't have to pay to see them.

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I'd vote for you on that alone. LOL!!!

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“I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.”

“Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.”

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Originally posted by outrider:
TB, if you were king of the world you wouldn't have to settle for Britney. Heck, I thought you were into Cameron Diaz anyway...or was it that Woodyfella I'm thinking?

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Everyone would be forced to drive a normal size SUV except I would have a really huge one.

There will be a ban on all vehicles that are good for the environment including bicycles and if I catch you walking you will be shot in the head.

I would control the world's Marijuana supply including all illegal drugs & alcohol so it really does not matter what the drinking age is.

All bleeding heart organizations would become part of My Empire which also controls the world’s supply of blood, organs and medical research.

TV would only have one channel which will only show Beavis and Butthead, King of the Hill, The Simpson’s, Conan, Third Rock from the Sun and Seinfeld reruns and porno around the clock. It will cost each person $100.00 per month if I like you or no TV for you!

All hot women would report to me for assignment other than Catherine Zeta Jones who for some reason that I can’t explain would report to the island of Chook near Hawaii. Also Brittany Spears would be tortured to death after Tea Bagger has one night with her.

There would be free unlimited abortions and anyone that speaks out against abortion will be forced to perform them themselves.

Pizza would be free everyday (delivery only) except on the first Tuesday of the month when you will be forced to eat donuts. Every topping imaginable will be available except pineapple and ham.

All pro-athletes would be turned into Solent Green to feed the homeless.

Oh yeah I would take all your homes (so no delivery) but have some Solent Green on me.

All lawyers would be locked up in prison indefinitely.

The following zombies will be resurrected to be in my new band: Kurt Cobain, Jimmy Hendrix and Keith Moon. All other bands will be controlled by a Butch Vig zombie.

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There will be a ban on all vehicles that are good for the environment including bicycles and if I catch you walking you will be shot in the head.

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What if a person is unable to afford a car? Do they get shot? or are they provided with a gas-guzzling 1970 Buick Skylark or a 1971 Hemi Cuda, their choice.

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“I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.”

“Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.”

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