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TheKiller
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posted 03-18-2004 01:54 AM     Profile for TheKiller   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
parenting 101

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Posts: 1723 | From: Gibsons, BC, Canada | Registered: Oct 1999  |  IP: Logged
Snag
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posted 03-18-2004 03:01 AM     Profile for Snag   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
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If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

I damn near fell out of my armchair laughing at that one...


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AcidWarp
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posted 03-18-2004 03:30 AM     Profile for AcidWarp   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Hehe, I've read that before. LOL, I laugh everytime.

Especially at this one.

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Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms

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“Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.”

--Dr. Stephen Hawking.


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FS
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posted 03-18-2004 05:49 AM     Profile for FS   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
good one! =D

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Originally posted by FS:
Wow, I can't believe I'm agreeing with FS on this one

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jondster
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posted 03-18-2004 08:46 AM     Profile for jondster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Judging by the poll shown, this "parent" should have listed question #11 as:

"Does your son smell bad ?"

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rokz
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posted 03-18-2004 03:14 PM     Profile for rokz   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
LOL, This is great.

I seriously hope that the article is a joke!


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