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MadHatter
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posted 03-16-2004 02:49 PM     Profile for MadHatter   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
will you have someone who tries to nail him self to a cross only to give up after realizing he cannot drive a nail through his second hand.
http://bangordailynews.com/editorialnews/articles/418988_031604nocrimeseeninm_skileymack.cfm

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AcidWarp
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posted 03-16-2004 03:08 PM     Profile for AcidWarp   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Umm. . . well. . . that's a new one.

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WillyTrombone
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posted 03-16-2004 03:59 PM     Profile for WillyTrombone   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
He attached a note saying "suicide" to the wood and then proceeded to nail one of his hands to the makeshift cross using a 14-penny nail and a hammer.

"When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911," said Boucher. It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing his other hand down


now THAT's funny.

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Cacophonous
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posted 03-16-2004 04:09 PM     Profile for Cacophonous   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
It's hardly new...
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_556466.html?menu=

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MadHatter
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posted 03-16-2004 05:33 PM     Profile for MadHatter   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
the only difference is this guy didnt have the foresite to see that he couldnt operate a hammer and nails without hands.

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burble
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posted 03-17-2004 01:01 AM     Profile for burble   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
guns don't kill people, jesus kills people...
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AcidWarp
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posted 03-17-2004 01:03 AM     Profile for AcidWarp   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
LOL, BX

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