I read a few of the posts and it looks like some of the old folks are still around as well as the young ones. Acid, you still "hill-jackin"?

I've been doing the usual family thing...kids in sports...follow kids everywhere in their sports...etc, work in between. I did get my daughter a new Dell 5100 notebook this past X-mas and learned a whole lot about wireless networks in the process. I have "DirecWay" satellite internet which is great for downloading but sucks for gaming due to the latency, so other than our little LAN here at the house, I don't get to play my favorite shooters much anymore.

Is there any interesting events that I missed in the past six to nine months? (I mean with the folks here.) I hope everyone is still healthy and had a wonderful holiday. Just wanted to say hi to everyone.

Later,

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Yes you missed quite a bit of stuff.

Let's see,

1) Serengeti was married to a nice Iraqi girl who happens to belong to Al-Keida.

2) Tea Bagger went through chapter 13 after he spent almost $20,000.00 on Christmas gifts (while under a rum ball haze) however the average price of each gift was under $5.00

3) Snag is going through a sex change operation and is looking for a really 'super' third light for his lil' truck.

4) Cyborg6 and jojo left in the mother ship about 2 months ago. We think he may be in uranus.

5) Scooby gouged his left eye out with a grapefruit knife and started wearing an eye patch so he could resemble a pirate.

6) Acid dropped himself and thinks we are all out to; as he puts it, "Get em".

7) Rivendell has been backpacking somewhere in New Zealand looking for the "fires of Mordor". Not sure what's up with that.

8) Steph left me for OICU812 and moved to Florida to pursue her career in porn.

9) Mrs. Cyborg6 left for Holland. Rumor is that she hooked up with her baby's father.

10) Outrider bought a new leather outfit and a Harley Davidson and took off for California with an aching in his heart.

11) I'm currently serving 30 to life for attempting to murder Dom Delouise at a New York Smorgasbord.

12) Jondster is also serving life in Jackson Michigan for taking our over 50 people at a Grand Rapid's WalMart after playing Postal II for three consecutive days.

13) Willy Trombone is joined the Gypsy family circus and is currently on the run after being connected to robberies at several Government Cheese factories in California.

14) Zippy is still recovering from Mad Cow disease which he got while visiting the states of all places.

15) D2 – Kidnapped several children from a trailer park in Northern California however they turned out not to be his own children so he let them go somewhere near the California-Mexican border. He was last seen driving a modified double wide semi truck heading for Nevada.

16) Drako gained over 500 Lbs. last year but lost just about all of it on the Atkins Diet. However his skin is so loose now he can barely walk without tripping.

17) God finally admitted that he is dyslexic and that we really should be praying to Snoopy.

I guess that is about it.

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19) 20 20 - Was promoted to Lt. Chief Firefighter after saving a record 65 kittens in one year.

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Heya Babob

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“I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.”

“Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.”

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That was some funny shit indeed.

BoooYAA!

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