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DGhost
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posted 02-08-2002 09:31 PM
    
Hey gang!I just found this "post" on gameslut.. kinda funny... Unique Content: CHICKS DIG GUYS THAT PLAY QUAKE!!
Posted on Sunday, February 03 @ Central Standard Time by dogmeat
A recent study conducted by "Two Drunk Guys with a White Pages" survey group has confirmed what every gamer knew deep down in his/her heart: Chicks dig guys that play Quake. Of those females surveyed, 93.7% affirmed that they-- beyond a shadow of a doubt-- found gamers as a whole quite alluring, while Quake players specifically were downright irresistable. Said Carolyn D. (who prefers to remain anonymous), one of the interviewees: "There's nothing like watching a guy fragging people left and right with a rocket launcher. All those right-clicks... mmm, it shows you that they have really good hands." Certain members of the scientific community have disputed the results of the survey, calling them "ridiculous," "a waste of time," and "absolutely fucking retarted." When questioned about their intense reactions, the scientists just stared blankly and replied, "What, are you kidding?" Their objections were put most eloquently by Professor Wilford Marlin, a 54 year-old instructor of Survey and Research Methods: "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. Who could possibly think--" The professor's objection was cut short as he was unexpectedly railed. All present allegedly cowered in terror as an unseen voice then boomed out, "Impressive!" As no other interview subjects were left unfragged, a second interview with Carolyn D. proved most illuminating. "I remember my last boyfriend would spend hours on the computer, staring at the screen while I heard nothing but clicks on the keyboard. All that arrow-mashing was so sexy, and when he fragged someone, I immediately got wet." Further attempts at conversation were fruitless, as Carolyn D. began to touch herself while moaning, "Three Frags Left!"
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-------------------- DGhost "Everybody knows Rocket Launchers have proximity safety sensors that lockdown the firing mechanism to prevent point blank use, not my fault, stupid game."
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posted 02-12-2002 08:56 AM
Naaaan playing CS once in a while make you only part traitor to our Quake 3 cause..  Just kiddin'... :P Our lord Quake has speaken -------------------- DGhost "Everybody knows Rocket Launchers have proximity safety sensors that lockdown the firing mechanism to prevent point blank use, not my fault, stupid game."
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posted 02-12-2002 11:30 AM
Wowbagger: the day you will die, our Quake lord will remember that you've played CS and you shall be put in eternal torment where there is only one computer in a small room, a 286, with no internet connection and no chix...You will suffer and you will remember the day that you've lost your soul just because you've played CS... May your die in eternel pain traitor!  -------------------- DGhost "Everybody knows Rocket Launchers have proximity safety sensors that lockdown the firing mechanism to prevent point blank use, not my fault, stupid game."
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posted 02-12-2002 03:12 PM
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Originally posted by DGhost:
Wowbagger: the day you will die, our Quake lord will remember that you've played CS and you shall be put in eternal torment where there is only one computer in a small room, a 286, with no internet connection and no chix...You will suffer and you will remember the day that you've lost your soul just because you've played CS... May your die in eternel pain traitor!
Ooooh, I'm scaaaared... [OK, now folks, run the ol' movie "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" at the end where the vampire dies in pain and atrocity while Buffy talks to someone else, don't remember the flick a lot though sorry for being so imprecise] I don't mind, Quakers, I eat them at breakfast! Mouahahahahahah!  yeah, lame joke I know And besides, who has never played the Half-Life engine cast me the first stone... huh DGhost, eat that you silly-putty of a Quake player, who writes about it since he can't play it well... your Lord Quake would be ashamed of you... you make me sick, you make me remember of Hitler, who was all about the superior race without being one. Yes, I will go burn in the fire of Quake Hell, but you will accompany me, two-sided devil  I guess I'm feeling happy today as my good friends in France just called me and I will most probably go there in a few weeks Yay! So sorry, pal, if you were in my tracks today... MOUAHAHAHAHA!
Have a nice day
Mike
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DGhost
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posted 02-12-2002 03:16 PM
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And besides, who has never played the Half-Life engine cast me the first stone...
DGhost start throwing rocks at wowbagger... I never played CS!!!! NANANAnANANanANANA /me continue to throw stones @ wowbagger.... -------------------- DGhost "Everybody knows Rocket Launchers have proximity safety sensors that lockdown the firing mechanism to prevent point blank use, not my fault, stupid game."
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posted 02-12-2002 03:21 PM
CS as in Counter Strike, not half life...I love Half life but CS is something different... :P -------------------- DGhost "Everybody knows Rocket Launchers have proximity safety sensors that lockdown the firing mechanism to prevent point blank use, not my fault, stupid game."
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posted 02-12-2002 03:32 PM
Oh btw, Our mighty lord Quake also eat lord of CS for breakfast...Bow down to Quake! -------------------- DGhost "Everybody knows Rocket Launchers have proximity safety sensors that lockdown the firing mechanism to prevent point blank use, not my fault, stupid game."
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posted 02-12-2002 03:41 PM
Michel: fawk you man! As it is written in the book of Quake: Thou shall not play CS I abide by my religion, Quake is my religion not CS wich is also a lesser god of the third realm compare to Quake, Grand father of all the God (maybe except Doom but that's another story). Quote of the day: why use icq when there is the forum? -------------------- DGhost "Everybody knows Rocket Launchers have proximity safety sensors that lockdown the firing mechanism to prevent point blank use, not my fault, stupid game."
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posted 02-12-2002 03:44 PM
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Originally posted by DGhost:
Michel: fawk you man!
Thank you very much, Alex... quote:
As it is written in the book of Quake:Thou shall not play CS I abide by my religion, Quake is my religion not CS wich is also a lesser god of the third realm compare to Quake, Grand father of all the God (maybe except Doom but that's another story).
My religion says that "thou can't know how it is if you don't try it"... Chicken? (Chicken plucking noises) Afraid you might actually like it? quote:
Quote of the day: why use icq when there is the forum?
My quote of the day: God I love working on computers and having Internet at job Mouahahahah!
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posted 02-12-2002 03:56 PM
Remember, all English-speaking friends, you can translate from French to English using The Fish ... and point it to this message ( http://www.q3arena.com/resources/UltimateBB/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=5&t=005245 ).Ouin... C'est VRAIMENT vraiment terrible, ca a pas d'allure... Mais, vive les forums C'est pas évident, mon homme, CS... Il faut que tu essaies. C'est sûr que Q3, c'est sur les stéroïdes au niveau de la vitesse. CS est prévu pas mal plus réaliste. C'est ça que le monde aime là-dedans. Aussi, il y a beaucoup de stratégie. C'est pas mal intéressant jouer à CS, il faudrait que tu l'essaies, n'en déplaise a ton Dieu
Passez une bonne journée
Michel
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posted 02-12-2002 11:07 PM
jealous...My skills @ quake 3 attract more womens, that's why.. That's what my first post on this thread s all about... Chix dig guys who play Quake.. -------------------- DGhost "Everybody knows Rocket Launchers have proximity safety sensors that lockdown the firing mechanism to prevent point blank use, not my fault, stupid game."
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posted 02-12-2002 04:32 PM
err, I mean by fragging each other till oblivion. 
