posted 11-07-2001 02:17 PM
The Australians say the Kiwis sleep with sheep and the Kiwis say the Australians sleep with sheep...... personally I think it's the sheep that are sluts!
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Draw a crazy picture, Write a nutty poem, Sing a mumble-grumble song, Whistle through your comb. Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before. -Put Something In, Shel Silverstein
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posted 11-08-2001 04:30 PM
A man's wife was in a car accident and was seriously injured. The doctor at the hospitol is telling him what happened. "Your wife is paralyzed from the neck down." *gasp* "You'll have to feed her, wipe her, clean her, change her, move her, do everything for her" As the Dr. is telling him this, the man starts crying. "No, I'm just fucking with you man. Your wife is dead"
posted 11-09-2001 01:16 AM
...soon this backfired when the clone came home and said he'd been fired for making sexual comments to the women in the office. John decided, he had to get rid of his clone before things got any worse. John took his clone to the top of a tall building and pushed him off. Unfortunately, someone saw John and he was arrested and convicted for making an obscene clone fall.
posted 11-12-2001 05:32 AM
After 25 years of service the postman was about to retire.In his last day he went to same routine as he did for 25 years. When he arrived the first house people gave him fishing gear and wished him happy retirement. When he arrived the second house people gave him camping gear and wished him happy retirement. When he arrived the third house a blond lady opened the door and invited him in. They went to upstairs and had sex for two hours. Then she cooked him breakfast and handed him a dollar. The postman was surprised , he asked: I had the greatest sex which I hadn't for years,breakfast was nice but what's up with the dollar? The blond lady answered: Last night I was talking > to my husband, I told him that today was your last day, what should we do? Well my husband said: 'Fuck the postman! Just give him a dollar' 'Well' she added 'the breakfast was my idea!'
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posted 11-15-2001 05:26 AM
a man was drinking tequilla in a bar went up stairs and jumped out the window...this went on for a while and finally a man asked him "how do you do it you drink go upstairs and jump out the window, but how doo you just keep comeing back?" the drinking man replies "well i take a drink of this and im as lite as a feather." the man take the drunks next shot and tries himself he goes upstairs and jumps out the window and hits the ground and dies.....The bartander looks at the drunk and says" damn superman your a mean drunk"
posted 11-16-2001 01:29 AM
Damn I thought that was Batman.
My mom told me this funny thing:
When you go to the bar to drink whiskey you should always order 14 at a time. Throw the first one over your shoulder, proceed to drink 12 shots and then throw the last one over your shoulder too. The explanation is that the first one always tastes bad and the last one is too much.
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