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Topic: What Celeb Do You Look Like?
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AcidWarp
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posted 08-22-2001 11:15 PM
    
I've never been told that I look like someone famous.I do; however, have a cousin that could be Meg Ryan's sister. She's not though, she (my cousin) wasn't even born on this continent. -------------------- “I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.” “Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.” --Dr. Stephen Hawking.
Posts: 4363 | From: Waterloo, Ontario | Registered: Nov 1999 | IP: Logged
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fear
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posted 08-24-2001 04:40 AM
Drew Barrymore is totally wankable!  *wanks on PG* oops, sorry here, let me wash that off for you. *sprays PG with a hose* Hrmm... We'd better get you out of those wet clothes  Hrm... While they're off and you're sitting there all beautifully nekkid, we might as well...   Ahh, let's spark up a bud  Heheheh, I'm so fux0red, it makes me wanna wank all over again  -------------------- *wank*
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fear
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posted 08-27-2001 02:08 AM
Yeah, but tom green doesn't have breastesses  And drew barrymore has a better voice anyway. Just listening to her talk can make me wank any day of the week. And not once, not twice, not 3 times, not just any kind of wanking, but Super-Duper-Quadruplo-Wankamania every hour on the hour, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! -------------------- *wank*
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fear
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posted 08-27-2001 02:33 AM
I'm seeing stars...Hmm... Me being in a rather horizontal position, laying on my back, looking up at Princess Gummy, her dress swaying in the wind as she prepares to smack flurffy's face... It provides an intriguing perspective to say the least...  Damnit, if only I were conscious, I could wank until I couldn't wank no more... come on, fear, wake up! [ 08-27-2001: Message edited by: fear ] -------------------- *wank*
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fear
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posted 08-27-2001 07:33 PM
look at those beautiful breasts...mmmm...leaving... Huh? Leaving what? ...thread before things... Thread? Leaving this thread? Why?! What things? ...get kinky... Wait! No! Shit, why did I have to be unconscious! Please hear me! DON'T LEAVE! Ugh, why is everything turning dark? I wish I could wank... maybe that would help me wake up. Fading... black...gone... -------------------- *wank*
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fear
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posted 08-27-2001 07:48 PM
Something hit my head...but what? I can no longer see!...snap outta... Snap outta what? ...whack... I can hear someone speaking, but I don't know what they're trying to say. ...wank... I need to fight it! I need to wake up! Come on, damnit! *fear's eyes blink* I can see! Come on! *fear's head trembles, his vision slowly returning to black* No...need to wake... ugh... consciousness escaping again...can't see... -------------------- *wank*
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fear
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posted 08-29-2001 12:27 AM
...want..on...good side...*comes to, and comes, too* Rate you 5? You mean, like...*click* that?  [ 08-29-2001: Message edited by: fear ] -------------------- *wank*
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