I've been meaning to tell you,
I've got and addiction that won't subside.
I look at pie and I fantasize,
Key lime tonight.
Now they've got nothing in my size,
I've got Chunky Thighs.
One look at them and you can't deny
i've got chunky thighs,
I feel the friction between my thighs.

hehe..isn't that....different!

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Weenie in a Bottle (sung to genie in a bottle by christina agulera...in this one we had a hot dog on a big fork thing and made it dance)

I feel like i've been locked up tight in a pack of 8 those lonely nights,
Waiting for someone to eat me.
You're licking your lips and you're grillin' my way but that doesn't mean you're gonna pick me today, grill me grill me grill me.

Oooh...your hungers sayin' lets go,
But you're heartburns sayin' no.

If you wanna eat a dog, Baby cook me up today.
I'm a weenie in a bottle, i'll be rancid in a day.

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Linger (sung to Linger by the Cranberries...this one, we lit my room up with candles and made a music video of us singing and we acted really serious...when our words were absurd)

If you, if you feel the urge,
Don't let it burn,
Don't let it hurt.
Yeah sure it might be rude and it might smell rather crude, but if it's tearing you apart, then just go on and fart.

That's why I said i would just toot,but honey so did you.
So why were you holding that fan and creepin' towards the can,
With beano on your mind.
That taco was unkind, I'm not blaming you.

You know i eat those ethnic food, but atleast i hide my stinkers, do you have to let yours linger, do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let yours linger.

sick, eh?

the dark pictures, in the kalie/abbie album are from our linger video...the others are mostly from when we painted her bedroom, or our dorky dance to ganstas paradise
http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/kalielise

go to the kalie/abbie album

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[ 08-22-2001: Message edited by: PrincessGummy ]

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this is Fat sung to I will Survive

at first i was affraid,
i was petrified,
kept thinkin i could never w/out my abslide..
but then i spent so many nights working out so hard at the gym
that i grew tired,
and now i'm throwing the towel in

bc i'm fat,
such a disgrace,
you just walked in to find me here w/ all that cake upon my face
i should have kept my diet plan
i should have held onto it tight,
if i knew for just one second i'd have all this cellulite hey hey

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hey, just a note, my nickname was chunkythighz for a week in ra3!!

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What's even funnier is I know the EXACT rythmn to sing the properly.

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“I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.”

“Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.”

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