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Topic: How bout that movie "cats and dogs"
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Ski11z
Sarge
Member # 756
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posted 07-18-2001 05:19 AM
yeah, the one about the talking dogs and cats..where the cats try to rule the world etc...i'm ashamed to say that i just recently saw that (about 5 hours ago) and i'm still recouperating. a friend of mine convinced me to go..just for the hell of it. when i walked into the theatre, we were surrounded by snotty 3rd graders... the place was full of kids.. i've never felt so uncomfortable, but that soon changed. as the previews for other movies came to view, my mouth had a mind of it's own. u know how the theatre tries to put previews that would somehow be similar to the movie you're about to see (similar as in same ratings..). anyways, it was the most horrid thing ever. every single damned preview sucked shit. sorry, but i had to speak my mind. after each preview i couldnt help but sarcastically yell, "OH MAN, that looks SOOO SWEET! WE HAVE TO SEE THAT." plus some obscenities not worth mentioning. sure, the movie had it's moments.. its few seconds of glory, but it was usually only me and my friends that understood the REALLY funny quips. so after a joke has been said, the theatre was silent... then we'd fill the void with "AHHGAHHAHHAHAH" good times. but it got a little out of hand. in the end, there was an emotional dramatic moment (yes i'm going to tell you, anything to ruin this movie for you and prevent you from watching it). this dog seemed dead and his owner (a little kid) picked him up and started to cry. then i giggled a little... but enough to be noticed. then i stopped, but got to thinking again-- "this kid just lost 2 dogs in a mere matter of weeks..." and i burst out laughing.. of course i muffled my annoyance with my sweater, but the damage was done. i ruined the movie for everyone. sometimes comedy is best served with a little bit of tragedy. and once more, this movie sucked. the plot eluded me. the entire time, the goal of the protagonist was to protect the allergy medicine (thats rite... allergy medicine). in the end, THEY NEVER SAID WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DAMNED MEDICINE.... it just ENDED.. and the rats.. WHAT ABOUT THE RATS?!? what did they do with SO MANY RATS?!??? i should write a book about how much this movie sucked. although Jeff Goldblum was good.. and Elizabeth Perkins was attractive (in a sick and perverted "your-mom-is-hot" kind of way), this movie was a bust. WHO FINANCES ALL THE DOG's HI-TECH GADGETS@? HOW COULD THEIR BASE BE IN THE CENTER OF THE EARTH?? (theoretically, your mass in the center of the earth is infinite..figure that one out) whatever... im done. im sickened of this movie. im ashamed of myself. i'm going to write a book.
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