A :prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

2.
Superman is flying around the city, when all of a sudden, he sees
wonder woman laying on her back buck naked on top of a building. Now,
Superman thinks "well, I think I'll take advantige of this moment", So
he swoops down and... ...well... ...You know, and flys off.
Then the invisible man climbs off of wonderwoman, and she asks "what
the hell was that" and he says "I don't know, but it sure as hell hurt!

3.
Q.How do you get a sweet 80 year old lady to say FUCK?

A.Get another sweet 80 year old lady to say BINGO!
~~If you have any, reply to this post~~

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Remember, If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

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Originally posted by AnArKi:
1.
Q:What's the fifference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A rostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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LoL

very good.

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a girl asks her dad, "can have money to go to the mall?" he says, "sure, suck my **** first."
she pulls his pants down and says.. "you got shit all over your ****."
he says, "yeah, your brother needed to borrow the car."

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Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. are condemned to be shot by a firing squad. The guards bring out Bill Clinton out to the wall and just as they got their got thier guns to their sholders, Bill yells "EARTHQUAKE!" and the guard and gunmen run for the doorways, and Bill jumps the wall and gets away. Then the guards bring Al Gore out to the wall and just as the guards get ready to shoot him he yells "TORNADO!" and the guards and gunmen run to hide and Al jumps the wall and gets away. George W. thinks to himself "I get what to do!" Then the guards pull him over to the wall, and just as they get their guns to their shoulders, he yells "FIRE!"

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL.