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...TheKiller

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I'm from Vancouver, British Columbia......Canada.

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...TheKiller

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...TheKiller

*takes out his PC gamer magazine that has the pictures of stevie case on it*

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...TheKiller

*ahem*

*extends his arm like a perfect gentleman*

A permanent full-time position within the household of Snag as GIRLFRIEND has been open for a while and needs to be filled.

The responsibilities of this position include sexual gratification and personal reassurance. Providing companionship for an otherwise lonely person and occassional housework to be shared among all staff. Provide re-assurance and comfort when required for whatever reason and to provide a nurturing environment for a somewhat tattered and torn psyche of a 23 year old. To display, love, devotion, loyalty, honesty and compassion.

The ideal canadidate will have a great smile and an awesome personality. A physically fit body will be a must as there will be vigorous workouts AT LEAST 3 nights a week for an indeterminable period of time for each session. A knowledge of kitchen appliances and fine cuisine is deffinately an asset. Also a gentle heart, patience, tolerance and and open ear are also a must. Must be able to pass physical provided by prosepctive employer. Also, you must be female and willing to re-locate to Calgary, Alberta CANADA if not already within commuting distance.

Benefits include mutual companionship, love, loyelty, honesty, and of course lots of hot monkey sex. Also, room for advancement into the position of wife may be possible. As well as this, a place in the heart of a decent, caring man is yours along with the assurance of loyalty, honesty, sensitivity and love from the employer.

If you feel you are suited for this position, please e-mail snag@q3arena.com
along with a photo.

NO! MINE!

i was wondering what caused the recent increased posting here. now i know. kinda silly/sad, imo.

You don't really have to disrespect her like that you know? Let alone in her face.

Who cares anyway, she's female and she's a Quaker. That's rare enough nowadays. It's nice to see more women playing games that are not digital barbie dress-up shams imitating games.

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...TheKiller

hahahha

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...TheKiller

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...TheKiller

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...TheKiller