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KRUSTYY
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posted 10-18-2000 06:54 PM
    
An Arab was walking through the Sahara desert,
desperate for
water, when he saw something, far off in the distance.
Hoping
to find water, he walked towards the image, only to
find a
little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with a
bunch of
neckties laid out on it. The Arab asked, "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I
have some
water?". The man replied "I don't have any water, but
why don't
you buy a tie? Here's one that goes nicely with your
robe." The Arab shouted, "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I
need water!" "OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy
I am, I'll
tell you that over that hill there, about 4 miles, is
a nice
restaurant. Walk that way, they'll give you all the
water you
want." The Arab thanked him and walked away towards the hill
and
eventually disappeared. Three hours later the Arab came crawling back to where
the man
was sitting behind his card table. He said, "I told
you, about
4 miles over that hill. Couldn't you find it?" The Arab rasped "I found it alright. They wouldn't let
me in
without a tie ------------------
Posts: 97 | From: N.Y.C. | Registered: Aug 2000 | IP: Logged
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Lindi
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posted 10-20-2000 02:38 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Parsout:
OMG! that's gay!!! shoes? that is strange...Parsout
...I would have understood it if I had been acting bad in the line or something, but I was to damn cold to do anything...  KRUSTYY ~ I've found that it never pays to "argue" with a bouncer, they are trained profesionals, I'm not.  ------------------
Si hoc legere scis numium eruditionis habes. - If you can read this, you're overeducated.
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