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AcidWarp
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posted 10-09-2000 03:04 PM

What Am I?

Luke has it in front, Paul has it behind, Mathew doesn't have it. Girls can only have it once, Boys cannot have it. Old Mrs. Mulligan had it twice in succession. Dr. Lowell had it once in front and twice as bad behind.

Good Luck!!

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Broch
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posted 10-09-2000 04:06 PM

An "L"....

Bring it on...

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GFKiller
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posted 10-09-2000 06:36 PM

Damn, that was good Broch.

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Ghost Face Killer

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Mascot
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posted 10-10-2000 12:35 AM

I was gonna say virgin... you can only have that once

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Redlemons
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posted 10-10-2000 01:13 AM

Easy! Lol!

Here's another one:

For some reason, this nutcase decided to marry off his daughter. He told her she is allowed to say one statement before she's married. If what she says is true, she marries Derek the Dull. If what she says is false, she marries Bob the Boring. What does she say to get out of this situation?

Ar har...

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Parsout
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posted 10-10-2000 09:02 AM

the father: "you have to say one statment AHHAHAHAHAH"

the bitch: Get f#%#^d you old bastard! ill marry who i damn well want!!

Thats wast she sez AHAHHAHAHAH!!!

Parsout

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AcidWarp
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posted 10-10-2000 11:48 AM

Good job Broch. It wasn't really a very hard one to begin with anyway.

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4s
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posted 10-10-2000 11:29 PM

she says, they're both gay

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Parsout
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posted 10-11-2000 05:32 AM

hahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahah!!!!!

Parsout

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Parsout
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posted 10-11-2000 05:53 AM

No, seriously now,

If she says anything at all, and its false she marries one guy

If she says anything at all and its true she marries the other guy

SO if she doen't say ANYTHING at all it can neither be true or false, can it???eh?

eh? Eh? EH? E H ?

Parsout

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Redlemons
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posted 10-12-2000 03:17 AM

I should probably tell you guys the answer.
Um, she says "I will marry Bob." So if she marries Bob, then it's true. So because that statement has become true, she marries Derek. But since she said she'd marry Bob, marrying Derek would make the statement false, so she'd marry Bob. And so on and so on. It's a never ending cycle. She'd never get married because the father would be so confused he'd have a brain explosion.

Here's another one:

I am a strange creature, for I satisfy women...
I grow very tall, erect in a bed,
I'm hairy underneath. From time to time
A beautiful girl, the brave daughter
Of some fellow dares to hold me
Grips my reddish skin, robs me of my head
And puts me in the pantry. At once that girl
With plaited hair who has confined me
Remembers our meeting. Her eye moistens.

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AcidWarp
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posted 10-12-2000 03:32 AM

An Onion

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AcidWarp
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posted 10-12-2000 11:49 AM

Now that I've had some time to think about it, an onion doesn't make any sense. I think now that maybe I'm stumped.

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Redlemons
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posted 10-13-2000 02:38 AM

LMAO Acid!
You are right, and it does make sense

Well done

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Parsout
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posted 10-13-2000 04:47 AM

top notch acid! ...Erste Klasse!

Parsout

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AcidWarp
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posted 10-13-2000 11:52 AM

Look at the time of my second post, I wrote that at about 9:00am where I am, I hadn't even started the first cup of coffee yet. I was running late. . . anyway, my brain was still foggy.

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Wolfie
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posted 10-16-2000 06:38 PM

I am lying

a statement that could've also worked

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PrincessGummy
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posted 10-16-2000 08:20 PM

i'm so confused!

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Redlemons
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posted 10-17-2000 01:20 AM

Um... that's what it said in the trivia book. Heh.

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AcidWarp
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posted 10-17-2000 12:21 PM

If you're confused about why it's an Onion, the most common onions I've seen have a redish outer skin protecting the inner layers, not to mention that the 'hair' on the bottom are the roots, onions are a bulb plant, they grow underground. The head that's cut off is the green stem that is above the ground which supplies the plant with nutrients. The girls tears are a result of the sulfur fumes that the onion emits when it's cut up, which is why you cut them underwater.

Is that sufficiently explained now

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Redlemons
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posted 10-17-2000 11:28 PM

Well done again AW

It's a riddle from the year 1000.

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