WAKE UP!!!

seriously, cow shit is the #1 like fuggin problem with shit hahaha
like we got some much shit going into the water from cow shit hahahaa
sounds funny but i'm fuggin serious
hahah damn cows

and lets talk about how
whenever you are in a fuggin hurry, and always hit stop lights
and how you wake up in the morning, and your a fuggin pissed off at people, and you finally realized you are being grumpy because you woke up too early or didn't get enough sleep

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Originally posted by grumpy:

and lets talk about how
whenever you are in a fuggin hurry, and always hit stop lights
and how you wake up in the morning, and your a fuggin pissed off at people, and you finally realized you are being grumpy because you woke up too early or didn't get enough sleep

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Guess who overslept today, and guess who kept on running into red lights... only to get to work 30 mins late and being grumpy, 'cause I didn't get enough sleep.

...and wheres my fricking coffe?

Oh, wait....

That's my coffee. Sorry.

...this is really starting to affect my performance at work... I just sit and slumber.

(No, counting sheep hasn't helped me at all )

--Dennis Leary

isn't it true
that all us d00ds laughed when leonardo decrapio died on titanic, and everyone woman in the damn theater cried. boohoo.
there's one diff

isn't it true, that a lot of women spend half of their lives going to the bathroom?? wtf?? and wut's up with this group thing?? huh?
they have to go with somebody. they always go in pairs or groups.
do guys do that? i don't think so. when i'm at the mall or something, i jus go. when a man's gotta go, he's gotta go.
but girls . . . they have to flock the the bathroom like some weird bevy.

a guy gets a bruise on his arm or something. chea, that's bad ass. a mark of a man's burliness.
a chick gets a bruise, all hell breaks lose mang!! wtf! boohoo i gotta bruise, somebody save me!! do i need to see a doctor?!?!

watching movies, and a d00d gets his head ripped off.
chea!! right on!
but a girl. . . just brings ya right out of the mood.
"eww, that was gross. bla bla"

aright
wuts that one movie?
that says
guys have journals
girls have diaries
hahaha
chix

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Originally posted by grumpy:

isn't it true
that all us d00ds laughed when leonardo decrapio died on titanic, and everyone woman in the damn theater cried. boohoo.
there's one diff

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Thinking about the movie Titanic, I found it strange that 1500 died in the accident, but ppl watching the movie really only felt bad about "Leo" drovning... who cares about the 1499 others who drowned??

Then again like my GF keeps telling me "It's just a movie, goddamnit!!!"

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Originally posted by grumpy:
heheh
its just a movie! it never happened! heheh
geez
women these days
so different
i mean shit
wut typa mad person would browse through an entire store surfing through each rack? i mean common!
geez, they even look at the size that they would never fit in. blah
i mean, it'd save 70% of the time spent in the mall, if they'd justlook at the things available in their size. aghhhh
women!

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I think that over 50% of "shopping" is just rummaging through the store shelves... and I'm in no way against that aslong as I don't have to tag along for that. I usually ask my GF to find what she wants, and if she wan't my oppinnion she can show me the item.

I'm proppably just as bad in a computer store, looking at stuff, comparing prices of different stores etc. etc... but I usually dont drag her with me... 'cause it doesn't interrest her.

well that is if a nother human is involved what you do with your shop-vac is none of my bussiness